TheGilrod's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[8mm project: Me]

Excellent, Serious

This is a well thought out movie, with an awesome song, and dramatic presentation. I see all these reviews that are low because "this doesn't have humor, blood, guts, or tits!", and frankly, that disgusts me. There's too many fucking kids on this website!

[All Your Base/Nirvana]

Good GOD!! AHHHH!! SO STUPID IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY

What the hell? I can't believe this is getting the score it's getting!! It's terrible. It's SO FORMULA!! The author took an old though (unfortunately) popular theme and tacked an overplayed popular song onto it everyone would know, and people are eating it up! You freakin' sheep! What the hell is wrong with you people?! I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!! AHHHH!! Let the dead horse lie for fucking Christ sakes!! JESUS CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!! This is so stupid!! It's out of sync too! AHHHH!! Soooooo BAD!! God damnit!! You fucking nerds and your "ALL YOUR BASE!!" BAH!! FUCK YOU ALL!! I'm gonna go take some pills!! I need to suppress my thoughts of world destruction after seeing the scores and reviews this piece of trite shit is getting. AHHH!! DAMNIT!! I liked Nirvana, and I can see Kurt Cobain waking up from the dead and going "WHA- WHA- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" And then blow his head off AGAIN just for seeing it! AHHHHHHHH!! DAMNIT!! DAMN YOU ALL!! I don't care about protection point bullshit, I'm voting BLAM for principal. AHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[Slipknot - Purity]

Not Bad, Pretty Good

This wasn't that bad. I'm a fan of Slipknot, and this was pretty cool. Though it was weird seeing Slipknot like cartoon characters like that, but it was cool anyways. It wasn't very cool of all those Slipknot haters to bother reviewing this though. If a movie obviously isn't of your taste, then don't bother reviewing it, and if you do, take into account the effort and skills put into it, don't just say "DER DE DER, SLIPKNOT SUCKS!! YOU'RE GAY, SUCK DONKEY BALLS, HRRRHRRHRRR!" This wasn't bad, it wasn't great, but it wasn't bad.

[Enron Fear Factor]

Excellent!!

This was great. I loved the symbolism "looks like the War on Terrorism is keeping him above the oil", lol. A couple people mentioned not knowing the symbolism. The GAO is the General Accounting Office. They want to know who Dick Cheney spoke to in the Bush Administration's energy policy meetings, but Cheney won't reveal anything citing Executive Priviledge (Enron and other energy companies may have been there due to the Administration's political ties, and there could be corruption involved). So the GAO is suing the White House for the information, hence the sharks. As for the statue with one breast exposed sinking Attorney General John Ashcroft, the Justice Department has a large statue of Justice, but one breast is exposed. It's a very old statue, and is cited to be an intricate part of the buildings decor, but Ashcroft, being the right wing religious fundamentalist prude he is, ordered the statue covered up. Oh well, GO STATUE GO!! (Gee, I wonder what my political affiliation is, hehe).

[Reading Rainbow 1]

A NG PORTAL CLASSIC!!

This thing's been around since before the portal was automated! It was one of the first portal entries I've seen and it's still funny!! A portal classic!! Only problem I saw was the sound syncing was a little off from before with the transfer to FLASH 5.0, but that's a technical framerate problem.