Excellent!!
This was great. I loved the symbolism "looks like the War on Terrorism is keeping him above the oil", lol. A couple people mentioned not knowing the symbolism. The GAO is the General Accounting Office. They want to know who Dick Cheney spoke to in the Bush Administration's energy policy meetings, but Cheney won't reveal anything citing Executive Priviledge (Enron and other energy companies may have been there due to the Administration's political ties, and there could be corruption involved). So the GAO is suing the White House for the information, hence the sharks. As for the statue with one breast exposed sinking Attorney General John Ashcroft, the Justice Department has a large statue of Justice, but one breast is exposed. It's a very old statue, and is cited to be an intricate part of the buildings decor, but Ashcroft, being the right wing religious fundamentalist prude he is, ordered the statue covered up. Oh well, GO STATUE GO!! (Gee, I wonder what my political affiliation is, hehe).