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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Excellent, Serious

This is a well thought out movie, with an awesome song, and dramatic presentation. I see all these reviews that are low because "this doesn't have humor, blood, guts, or tits!", and frankly, that disgusts me. There's too many fucking kids on this website!

All Your Base/Nirvana All Your Base/Nirvana

Rated 0 / 5 stars


What the hell? I can't believe this is getting the score it's getting!! It's terrible. It's SO FORMULA!! The author took an old though (unfortunately) popular theme and tacked an overplayed popular song onto it everyone would know, and people are eating it up! You freakin' sheep! What the hell is wrong with you people?! I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!! AHHHH!! Let the dead horse lie for fucking Christ sakes!! JESUS CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!! This is so stupid!! It's out of sync too! AHHHH!! Soooooo BAD!! God damnit!! You fucking nerds and your "ALL YOUR BASE!!" BAH!! FUCK YOU ALL!! I'm gonna go take some pills!! I need to suppress my thoughts of world destruction after seeing the scores and reviews this piece of trite shit is getting. AHHH!! DAMNIT!! I liked Nirvana, and I can see Kurt Cobain waking up from the dead and going "WHA- WHA- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" And then blow his head off AGAIN just for seeing it! AHHHHHHHH!! DAMNIT!! DAMN YOU ALL!! I don't care about protection point bullshit, I'm voting BLAM for principal. AHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Slipknot - Purity Slipknot - Purity

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not Bad, Pretty Good

This wasn't that bad. I'm a fan of Slipknot, and this was pretty cool. Though it was weird seeing Slipknot like cartoon characters like that, but it was cool anyways. It wasn't very cool of all those Slipknot haters to bother reviewing this though. If a movie obviously isn't of your taste, then don't bother reviewing it, and if you do, take into account the effort and skills put into it, don't just say "DER DE DER, SLIPKNOT SUCKS!! YOU'RE GAY, SUCK DONKEY BALLS, HRRRHRRHRRR!" This wasn't bad, it wasn't great, but it wasn't bad.